He Vs She

**جمال2009** · 08-04-2009, 10:43 PM

Hello boys and girls

HE: Can I buy you a drink
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one

HE: Shall we go see a movie
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams